Sunday, October 18, 2009

What's Up With Men?

Have women gained so much leeway in life that we arent the same creature GOD has made us.? I dont care how much success or barriers women break in life I still want to be treated and understood like a fucking female...Damn a "you look nice today" wouldnt kill you...sometimes a female would like to be reminded why you were interested in them in the first place...If I get brushed aside too much that "damn you look nice to today" coming from another man is going to start sounding two kinds of good....Here is some pointers to help you stay on your game....



Sensitive Thugs....You are the worst kind...stop fronting like you going kill me or anyone else for that matter....You talk so bad but your little feelings get hurt so fast it is ridiculous...Just because you out weigh a female or you might be a litttle cut up doesnt mean you get to talk reckless...You over reactions to the words of a female are signs of your insecurities....Learn to John Wayne a bitch, be smooth and cunning!!!

Arrogant Assholes....We get it already okay...You win....Your fly and all that shit but your attitude stinks....No one cares that you can out shine everyone in the room....No women will ever want to be in the same room as a man who thinks, shows, and tells you or makes you feel like they are pretty and smarter then you...ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE and to be honest its irritating....You have to make your a woman feel some kind of way and in order to do that you have to stop feeling yourself....

Mommas Precious....Damn okay...You LOVE YOUR MOMMA....I get it....But we would like for you to cut the fucking cord....She aint gonna die if you dont do it right that minute...

Compulsive Lairs.....If you havent realized this by now, "WE STOPPED LISTENING AND CARING about a year ago" Everyone knows you lying but clearly you....The bullshit you say holds no weight...Your voice hurts our ears because at first it is funny to hear you lie or over do it, but after a while it just gets fucking aggervating...And you are talked about and not in a good way....

So Your A Dickhead...You tend to talk without thinking...Instead of using your big brain you chose to use the little one...I chose not to write anything to this group because dick doesnt read and the brain doesnt do the thinking so it would a waste to even say anything at all....

THE FOLLOWERS....Stop running behind your friends....Damn your grown and no women wants a man who comes with fucking co-signers....I'ma need you to finish that thought without asking for the next line from boo the fool and them...They aint got no girl...So how they gonna tell you how to deal with one?...Use your noodle morons....If your are so into your friends you aint got no steady girlfriend and you are over the age of 30, good luck with that....cause your future is dim...


OH Really!! YOU JUST LOVE FASHION....and we are all just hating because you walk and sit like a fucking girl...Running to the mall to buy outfits... WHERE THE HELL IS MY BAG AT?... Oh you forgot it right!...You got opinions about my outfit, then Heidi Klum, and you got more clothes then me... You secretly love soap operas and reality tv shows... You ride more dick then Paris Hilton!!! YOU ARE GAY! Its okay... There is a whole world that is for you and the gay community is a loving, compassionate, catty, fashion forward one.. The sooner you get the hell out that closet you will be able to enjoy it....


The CHEATER!!!....FUCK YOU THE MOST....You keep the Health Clinic in business, with your nasty ass... Damn it, no matter if your slick or straight forward with it, I still hate you...Your dick aint the greatest by the way, you just think it is!! You so special then maybe you can tell us whats so great about HIV? Superman that hoe!






There are probably some I missed, but hey you get the just of it!

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